The Joke Thread

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Two too few cartridges in the Marriage one! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Good thing you didn’t mention women or you would be banned. Have You figured out the definition of a woman yet?

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You seriously just ask the unanswerable question.
No one except the Good Lord knows the answer to that :joy::joy::joy:
I can give you mine. It is the one thing that a Man cant be without or He will resort to drinking Budlight.

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Q: What is brown, and sticky?

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A Stick.

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Whats Large and Hairy and rarely seen ?
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Bigfoot :joy:

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That stuff makes man tits

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I can’t understand what people call beer these days, ever sell our rifle?

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To me Beer is Dark porter style , I cant stand IPA , I like Dark craft beer also. Dont indulge much but thats what I like. There is a craft brewing company in Elkins WV that sells ine that has ,Chocolate,Coffee and very Dark ale type brew . Very very very good Beer.

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I wonder why they are using a ball pien hammer to hammer nails into a board?

I mean I used a roofing hammer to pound a bearing off a shaft but that was out of nessacity as someone jacked my hammers for metal work

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How else can they compel you to buy a 3 pack of their hammers you don’t need?

Yeah people suck

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I need ball pien hammers just probably not those ones , also prolly not gonna try driving nails with a ball pien but I mean maybe in China a hammer is just a hammer lol

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Pretty much how it is at my house, my recent pistol builds I used a ball peen as it was sized right, have a drawer full of hammers and typically just grab what comes out of the drawer the easiest :grin:

Why is it you need them?

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